Score: 2

"Ugh"

submission: New Bill Cosby show ep.1

date: August 5, 2005

1. Cosby yaps some, in a fair but slow Cosby voice.
2. Some clay dude craps on another clay dude's face.
3. I click [x] button.

Good luck with your future work.

Score: 3

"Ugh."

submission: The downfall of AIM

date: August 4, 2005

Everything was illegible. It's really annoying to have loads of almost-readable text keep popping up at you.

I understand that you've had some scaling issues, and tried to expand a few messages to make them legible, but overall, the effect was upsetting.

Maybe choose a different scale next time, and simply crop the screen as necessary.

Score: 10

"Beautifully done."

submission: The Legends of Hiro

date: August 3, 2005

Really stellar work.

The graphics and the characters are genuinely attractive.
The music was just right-- happy and energetic.
The writing was witty and stylish.

And a decidedly nifty story to hold it all together.

Impressive!

Score: 3

"hot chix turned zombie"

submission: Horror Story Cliches

date: May 19, 2005

You talk about hot chix and then follow that with a clip of the third-class woofer from Blade III?

What about the undead hookers from Resident Evil II?

Overall, I don't think your videos demonstrated your points terribly well. You talk about how the badass is always killed, for example, but your vid doesn't show him being killed.

Oh well.

Score: 7

"r0x0r"

submission: Exciting! Poker!

date: June 24, 2004

The sounds are superior!

Bang up job, man. The interface works really cleanly, and the (intentional) retro feel really works.

rocked socks

Score: 6

"Godawful joke"

submission: Hitler Joke

date: June 22, 2004

Laughably bad.

I picture your friend's dad as some Jewish comedian in the Poconos- his audience quietly stumbling out of the room.

The images and sound were pretty ace, though!

r0x0r

Score: 2

"boo yah sux"

submission: ACCMTK Livecorpse Tribute

date: June 14, 2004

How can you make a tribute to livecorpse without some freakish clown's dong waving around?! I dunno the guy from Dick Cheney, but I know that if I click a submission by livecorpse, I'm gonna see a wiggling clown dong.

Score: 6

"gordo65 speaks for me, too."

submission: The Linda Show : Atkins

date: June 7, 2004

As for you folks leaping to the defense of the Atkins diet (omigod atkins werks plz): It doesn't matter whether Atkins can work or not. There are plenty of people about who misunderstand it. They force meat down their own throats til their eyes water, and figure that as long as they don't get near a slice of Wonder, they'll slim down.

You can criticise the flash for being mighty dry, but laying into his accurate Atkins portrayal because it worked for your gigantosaur friends (omg tehy r teh 6xy now) is unnecessary.

Score: 5

"Excommunicated"

submission: If I was Emeril

date: June 3, 2004

Pope Emeril the Noisy XXIV is going to boot yer heathen tail out of the church for good. BAM!

Score: 6

"Japanese radar = dude on hilltop"

submission: Hiroshima.

date: June 3, 2004

Some nice drawings, though.